Mango Product of the Month: Chimes Mango Ginger Chews

Each individual chew is wrapped by itself

*Chomp Chommmp Chommp* This sweet and spicy treat is like no other! Other ginger chews are either fake or too strong for my taste. Chives Mango Ginger Chews perfectly combines the sweet and juicy mango flavors with some small subatomic spiciness and adds in a chew that might get stuck in your teeth if you enjoy this treat too fast! This chewy pleasure also has a bonus medicinal property of aiding digestion (from the ginger). Grab it quickly because they are on sale for only 70 MangoUnits!
 

Fuck the police (polizei)!

I totally agree with Saul when he screams this iconic phrase from Pineapple Express: "Fuck the po-lice...." I saw three tickets given out in under 30 minutes in Prague, Czech Republic. The phrase really hit home in that moment has had a very profound effect on me. I will probably be arrested and fined 45 MangoUnits for posting this when I return to this country but I thank goodness live in the U.S.... Go 1st Amendment Rights!

An awesome beatboxer fined after finishing a performance

Looks like you can't park your car here...

.....Or here

Mango Product of The Month: McDonalds Mango Pineapple Real Fruit Smoothie

This delicious fruity blend is a must have for any mango lover! A blend of real mango, ice, and a low-fat yogurt makes me feel good when I decide to treat myself to this! It is a pretty cheap item as well (as are most things at fast food restaurants) but this drink is fully worth its value plus more. One thing to note however, McDonalds forgot to mention one very special ingredient--75 MangoUnits to make this drink the perfect concoction!

Picture below: An artist's representation of the mistreatment of MangoUnits

Mushy Tales Cartoons!

 Although he may predominantly be an actor, David Shuker also has a secret artistic passion! He is the creator of a website you may or may not have seen called Mushy Tales. It consists of some hilarious cartoons which poke fun at London life and other simple, yet thought provoking ideas. Last we spoke to David, he said he was planning on getting some of the drawings on t-shirts and other merchandise so keep your eye out! Below are some of our favorites!! The artist has signed a 5 year contract for 75 MangoUnits!

(Images reproduced with permission. All images copyright (r) David Shuker)

A new look at the classics...

There are no words that come to mind to even begin describing the moral issues with this picture but I'm gonna show it anyway... The original composer is currently earning 55 MangoUnits in royalties.

I would love to attend this opera!

Mango Product of The Month: Naked Mighty Mango Smoothie

This sweet and satisfying drink from Naked has been on the waiting list of for the Mango Product of the Month for a while now. The drink combines mango, orange, banana, apple and lemon and gives you a full day's serving of Vitamin A and C. The fruit puree is such a treat that we have graciously blended in an additional 70 MangoUnits to the already extensive list of delicious ingredients in this smoothie.

Oy gevalt! Your such a putz!

These are two signs I saw in Vienna, Austria... I could have sworn there were no Jews there but I guess I was wrong... 40 MangoUnits to anybody who appreciates the Yiddish humor.

Antiques for schmucks! Get the worst deal here!

In case you didn't feel ripped off at the antique shop you can be a schmuck at this jewelry store!